Fireman: What did you do today?
Me: I added all my regularly used cuss words to the dictionary of my fancy new phone.
It took me a long time.
Fireman: You what???
Why???
Me: I tried to send you a text message and I wanted to call you a twat. The phone kept insisting I meant "treat" not "twat".
Obviously fancy new phone hasn't gotten to know you yet.
Fireman: You smoke crack when I'm not here don't you?
Oh, this is going to be SO GOOD. I've already bookmarked it.
ReplyDeleteI am bookmarking this as well. :D
ReplyDeleteDA