It's like you smoke drugs or something!

Monday, December 15, 2014

Who stole my nouns? OR Why I can never go to that gas station again!

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I have a couple friends who are dealing with some scary medical issues right now. I worry about them, and make sure to remember them in my...
Monday, November 24, 2014

Be Thankful

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The last online petition that has crossed my desk, asking me to tell a store that they should be closed, and let their employees have Thank...
Wednesday, September 3, 2014

GPS Bitch keeps laughing at me.

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Today can suck a giant bag of donkey dicks. Seriously, It's 11 in the morning, and I'm wondering if now would be a good time to e...
Tuesday, August 12, 2014

You can't make Spite Cookies without the Love

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There are these cookies that I love, and I don't mean the kind of love that I'd take these over an oreo. I mean the kind of love w...
Friday, August 8, 2014

Why We Rarely Get Asked To Dinner Twice

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A dear friend recently told me that she remembered this random story I had told her and burst out laughing while at work. And since I kno...
Monday, August 4, 2014

3 Dates Worse Than The Worst Dates Ever

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A couple of days ago I ran across an article titled something like, “The 10 Worst First Dates Ever,” since I am always up for giggling at t...
Friday, August 1, 2014

Just Like Arnold... I'm BAAAACK!

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Hi! Remember me? So I've been thinking for quite a while that I need to dust off this blog because some of my Facebook posts h...
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Joni Kay
A dear friend described me like this, "...it's like you're a combination of Laura Ingalls and Stephanie Plum... On crack." The only thing she missed was my Paula Deen like lust for butter. I share my house with a 4 pound dog, a 24 pound cat, and a fireman who can eat his weight in pie. Sometimes Cee Cee the dog and Hannah the cat and I have deep philosophical discussions on the meaning of life, the role that traditional religious values play in today's society, and how we are going to stage our escape from the home that the fireman is bound to have us put away in one day soon.
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